It was a Friday night and I had nothing to do. But there’s always something fun to see at Marshalls, where everything’s on sale and nothing makes sense. There are Bugs Bunny candle-mug combo sets. Pina Colada body mist. FRIENDS-themed Street Fighter toys. I was looking at a nativity button-down shirt. The fabric was upside down, but only mostly so? Then a Victorian t-shirt with elbow sleeves the size of hot-air balloons. Nearby, a man was examining the two-piece men’s bathing suits. I glanced over at him and he caught my eye and said:
Walked into Marshalls, feeling cute
Walked into Marshalls, feeling cute
Walked into Marshalls, feeling cute
It was a Friday night and I had nothing to do. But there’s always something fun to see at Marshalls, where everything’s on sale and nothing makes sense. There are Bugs Bunny candle-mug combo sets. Pina Colada body mist. FRIENDS-themed Street Fighter toys. I was looking at a nativity button-down shirt. The fabric was upside down, but only mostly so? Then a Victorian t-shirt with elbow sleeves the size of hot-air balloons. Nearby, a man was examining the two-piece men’s bathing suits. I glanced over at him and he caught my eye and said: